Science Officer Riker<\/a>. “Things got out of hand. And also into hand. Because I got a holohandy.”<\/p>\n“Will, maybe if we tried reversing the polarity to–” says Engineering Chief Crusher.<\/p>\n
“I tried reversing her polarity last night, if you know what I mean!” says Science Officer Riker. “What I mean is that we did it from behind.”<\/p>\n
Around the table, the other officers stare at him hard enough to press latinum.<\/p>\n
“I’m detecting tension somewhere in this vicinity,” frowns Captain Troi.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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