{"id":5070,"date":"2011-03-29T22:14:15","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T06:14:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5070"},"modified":"2011-03-30T07:14:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T15:14:02","slug":"silas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/03\/29\/silas\/","title":{"rendered":"Silas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Credit to Kara for demanding I use 'jimjams.'\">\n<p>&#8220;Frankly, Dweezil, she gives me the jimjams,&#8221; asserts Silas, pointing with a droopy fourteen-inch cigarette.  &#8220;I say we scotch the broad before the judge shows up and hightail it for Colombia with whatever&#8217;s left in the cash box.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dweezil skances at the woman in the little holding cell, who&#8217;s levitating with a bored expression. &#8220;Scotch her how exactly?&#8221; he whispers. &#8220;We ain&#8217;t got time to bury her and we already know she won&#8217;t drown!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You could burn me,&#8221; suggests the floating lady. &#8220;You haven&#8217;t tried that yet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;At least somebody around here makes sense!&#8221; says Silas.<\/p>\n<p>Later, it doesn&#8217;t work.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Frankly, Dweezil, she gives me the jimjams,&#8221; asserts Silas, pointing with a droopy fourteen-inch cigarette. &#8220;I say we scotch the broad before the judge shows up and hightail it for Colombia with whatever&#8217;s left in the cash box.&#8221; Dweezil skances at the woman in the little holding cell, who&#8217;s levitating with a bored expression. &#8220;Scotch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2649,2648],"class_list":["post-5070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dweezil","tag-silas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5070"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5073,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5070\/revisions\/5073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}