{"id":5060,"date":"2011-03-26T07:00:59","date_gmt":"2011-03-26T15:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5060"},"modified":"2011-03-24T12:57:18","modified_gmt":"2011-03-24T20:57:18","slug":"jake-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/03\/26\/jake-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The List is out again and the important part goes 5) Stalin 4) Snyder 3) Limbaugh 2) Jake for the eighth year running, and everybody&#8217;s buzzing about Gaddafi&#8217;s leap back into the top ten.  Everyone except Jake, anyway.<\/p>\n<p>That 2 gnaws at him.  Realistically, he can&#8217;t compete with an icon; Ol&#8217; Number One isn&#8217;t going anywhere.  But the kids beneath him know that too, and they&#8217;ll gun hard for his spot instead.<\/p>\n<p>Mere fuckuppery can&#8217;t keep him competitive forever.  Jake feels old.  Maybe he should try his hand at film or genocide?  That community college catalog just came in the mail.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The List is out again and the important part goes 5) Stalin 4) Snyder 3) Limbaugh 2) Jake for the eighth year running, and everybody&#8217;s buzzing about Gaddafi&#8217;s leap back into the top ten. Everyone except Jake, anyway. That 2 gnaws at him. Realistically, he can&#8217;t compete with an icon; Ol&#8217; Number One isn&#8217;t going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[2641,2640,2786,2642,2643,2644],"class_list":["post-5060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-gaddafi","tag-hitler","tag-jake","tag-limbaugh","tag-snyder","tag-stalin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5060"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5060"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5067,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5060\/revisions\/5067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}