{"id":506,"date":"2005-05-24T07:54:57","date_gmt":"2005-05-24T12:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/05\/24\/charity\/"},"modified":"2009-05-31T21:06:55","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T05:06:55","slug":"charity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/05\/24\/charity\/","title":{"rendered":"Charity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday night, Charity&#8217;s place. Clementine scrubs off in the bathroom while Glory smooths plaster over Faith&#8217;s nose. Margaritas and Bob Seger; penny poker.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s still Vaseline in my eyebrows.&#8221; Angel grimaces and raises a dime.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; says Glory, &#8220;they just feel weird afterward. I&#8217;ve made a million of these, they&#8217;re perfect for the job.  They&#8217;ll melt in water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And I won&#8217;t have pantyhose over my eyes,&#8221; says Charity. &#8220;See a quarter, raise a quarter, call.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Angel drops queens over eights.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You weren&#8217;t bluffing!&#8221; Charity stares. &#8220;You had to be&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nobody sees through this, sweetie.&#8221; Angel grins and rakes in the change.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tuesday night, Charity&#8217;s place. Clementine scrubs off in the bathroom while Glory smooths plaster over Faith&#8217;s nose. Margaritas and Bob Seger; penny poker. &#8220;There&#8217;s still Vaseline in my eyebrows.&#8221; Angel grimaces and raises a dime. &#8220;No,&#8221; says Glory, &#8220;they just feel weird afterward. I&#8217;ve made a million of these, they&#8217;re perfect for the job. They&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[1042,1044,1041,1040,1043],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-good-girls","tag-angel","tag-charity","tag-clementine","tag-faith","tag-glory"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2315,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions\/2315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}