{"id":5035,"date":"2011-03-15T07:00:37","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T15:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5035"},"modified":"2011-03-15T10:04:41","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T18:04:41","slug":"karaaz-the-flagrant-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/03\/15\/karaaz-the-flagrant-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Karaaz the Flagrant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re not called dead letter offices anymore, but Karaaz isn&#8217;t fooled by the Morcroft Mail Recovery Center banner tacked over the old sign. Necromancy works on lots of things.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Arise!&#8221; she hisses through the little slot, and inside thousands of rectangles stand up on end. &#8220;Fly to me, my servants! Not that way! Slip under the door, you&#8217;re <i>flat<\/i>, wait not toward the sacred candle oh no not all of you, what are you MOTHS or something&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We knew they were bad at finding places,&#8221; Gretch points out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;MY HAIR,&#8221; says Karaaz, trying to dampen out the fire with a sponge.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re not called dead letter offices anymore, but Karaaz isn&#8217;t fooled by the Morcroft Mail Recovery Center banner tacked over the old sign. Necromancy works on lots of things. &#8220;Arise!&#8221; she hisses through the little slot, and inside thousands of rectangles stand up on end. &#8220;Fly to me, my servants! Not that way! Slip under [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2308,2306],"class_list":["post-5035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-gretch","tag-karaaz-the-flagrant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5035"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5037,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035\/revisions\/5037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}