“I’m having flashbacks.”<\/p>\n
“Sorry. Just a second–”<\/p>\n
Pause.<\/p>\n
“I’m having ninth grade flashbacks.”<\/p>\n
“Late bloomer?”<\/p>\n
“Not as late as you, apparently–”<\/p>\n
“Shut up.”<\/p>\n
“I know you don’t really need it, but you’ve worn one of these before. Right? Ever?”<\/p>\n
“Shut up, Rose!”<\/p>\n
“You’re wearing one now.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Shut up! It’s backwards to me, I have trouble–”<\/p>\n
“It’s not backwards.”<\/p>\n
“Yes it is.”<\/p>\n
“Not to you.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, because–”<\/p>\n
“Imagine like you’re putting it on around your tummy, okay? Before you turn it around and hook the straps over your shoulders.”<\/p>\n
“Is that<\/i> how you do it?”<\/p>\n
“Is that not<\/i> how you do it?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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