{"id":4963,"date":"2011-02-14T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4963"},"modified":"2011-02-09T22:36:58","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T06:36:58","slug":"britt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/02\/14\/britt\/","title":{"rendered":"Britt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Idea flagrantly stolen from Zarawesome.\">\n<p>&#8220;You put them in the water and all they want is to climb out,&#8221; fumes Britt. &#8220;So you give them boats and what do they do?  Jump into the water!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We need to map out our meeting with the CFO, Britt,&#8221; says Jermaine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What we NEED is a PRESENTABLE NAUMACHIA,&#8221; says Britt.<\/p>\n<p>She ends up knocking the hamsters out with carbon dioxide and tying them to their oars with ribbons, which at least produces a lot of splashing when they wake up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There you have it, sir,&#8221; says Jermaine, drenched and mortified.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Give them little helmets!&#8221; says the CFO, with glee.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You put them in the water and all they want is to climb out,&#8221; fumes Britt. &#8220;So you give them boats and what do they do? Jump into the water!&#8221; &#8220;We need to map out our meeting with the CFO, Britt,&#8221; says Jermaine. &#8220;What we NEED is a PRESENTABLE NAUMACHIA,&#8221; says Britt. She ends up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2623,2624],"class_list":["post-4963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-britt","tag-jermaine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4963"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4963"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4966,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4963\/revisions\/4966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}