{"id":491,"date":"2005-06-14T08:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-14T13:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/06\/14\/adele\/"},"modified":"2009-06-02T07:13:24","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T15:13:24","slug":"adele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/06\/14\/adele\/","title":{"rendered":"Adele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adele&#8217;s pulse dropped to eighteen in the surgeon&#8217;s chair:  the anesthesiologist had overcompensated (Adele&#8217;s hair is red).  She never knew, except in nightmares.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wanted to keep the teeth,&#8221; she tells the doctor a week later.  Her cheeks are finally receding.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They were impacted,&#8221; the doctor replies, &#8220;the roots were wrapped around your jaw.  There were only dust and fragments left.  We had to use a tiny jackhammer to get them out.  Pow!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But the explanation doesn&#8217;t ease her dreams.  How did it happen, and why, she wonders.  What madness is there, hidden in her body, to teach bone to tangle?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adele&#8217;s pulse dropped to eighteen in the surgeon&#8217;s chair: the anesthesiologist had overcompensated (Adele&#8217;s hair is red). She never knew, except in nightmares. &#8220;I wanted to keep the teeth,&#8221; she tells the doctor a week later. Her cheeks are finally receding. &#8220;They were impacted,&#8221; the doctor replies, &#8220;the roots were wrapped around your jaw. There [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1063],"class_list":["post-491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-adele"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2343,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions\/2343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}