Kay’s good at faking work, so when Houchens walks in she just lets him stand there. Especially when he coughs.<\/p>\n
“Can I help you, Professor?” she says, finally.<\/p>\n
“I wasn’t aware they had students in charge of the IT office,” he says.<\/p>\n
She waits.<\/p>\n
“Well. Uh.” He holds out a pathetic bag. “I think my… hard drive crashed. On my laptop. Can you fix it?”<\/p>\n
“Not school property?”<\/p>\n
He looks guilty. “I was hoping you could make an–”<\/p>\n
“Yes.” Kay smiles. “Let’s talk about exceptions, shall we?” She stands, goes to the door, and locks it. Houchens is beginning to blush.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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