“Great artists must sacrifice for their JESUS OW,” says Iphigenia, jerking her hand away.<\/p>\n
“I told you it would sting,” says Nicole. “And this is just disinfectant–you need a rabies shot.”<\/p>\n
“They didn’t have rabies,” Iphigenia scowls. “They were just startled by the damn paparazzi.”<\/p>\n
“You wore a gown made of live minks to an awards show. You didn’t anticipate some flash photography?”<\/p>\n
“I’m sure we all take comfort in your perfect hindsight, Nicole.”<\/p>\n
She sighs. “I said the same thing beforehand, so it’s foresight, actually. I also told you to wear panties.”<\/p>\n
“What is this,” says Iphigenia, “a nunnery?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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