{"id":488,"date":"2005-06-17T07:50:40","date_gmt":"2005-06-17T12:50:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/06\/17\/the-radio-rider\/"},"modified":"2009-06-02T07:20:26","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T15:20:26","slug":"the-radio-rider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/06\/17\/the-radio-rider\/","title":{"rendered":"The Radio Rider"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"AND the jewelry.\">\n<p>BLANG flies the Radio Rider, arms out, a flicker of red and a rush.  The crooks are cold-cocked right out on the concrete; the Rider snags their stolen jewelry and grins.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You must move as fast as light!&#8221; whispers one of the awed bystanders, watching.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t break any laws,&#8221; she laughs, &#8220;especially the laws of physics.  I move at the speed of <i>radio!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BLANG and when she&#8217;s gone, the bystanders look down at their hands to find shiny new cans of Ovaltine.  &#8220;Three cheers for the Radio Rider!&#8221; they cry.<\/p>\n<p>Wait!  The Radio Rider just took all their wallets!<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BLANG flies the Radio Rider, arms out, a flicker of red and a rush. The crooks are cold-cocked right out on the concrete; the Rider snags their stolen jewelry and grins. &#8220;You must move as fast as light!&#8221; whispers one of the awed bystanders, watching. &#8220;I don&#8217;t break any laws,&#8221; she laughs, &#8220;especially the laws [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1066],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-radio-rider"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2346,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions\/2346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}