{"id":4868,"date":"2003-11-25T07:00:37","date_gmt":"2003-11-25T15:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4868"},"modified":"2011-01-03T23:15:48","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T07:15:48","slug":"graham","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2003\/11\/25\/graham\/","title":{"rendered":"Graham"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Graham has been putting up with people misguessing her gender for fifty-three years and so, when Clownwise and Fiddleshins confuse her Lebowski-style for a wealthy mark, she plays along just long enough to ruin their scheme out of pique.  They go to a special jail for people who call themselves things like &#8220;Clownwise&#8221; and &#8220;Fiddleshins.&#8221; Her reward is an irritable cat.<\/p>\n<p>Paroled, they gun for her, and end up caught again within twenty-four hours.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How&#8217;d you know we were coming?&#8221; whines Fiddleshins from the back of a special police car.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because I&#8217;ve read a damn book,&#8221; says Graham.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Graham has been putting up with people misguessing her gender for fifty-three years and so, when Clownwise and Fiddleshins confuse her Lebowski-style for a wealthy mark, she plays along just long enough to ruin their scheme out of pique. They go to a special jail for people who call themselves things like &#8220;Clownwise&#8221; and &#8220;Fiddleshins.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2600,2601,2599],"class_list":["post-4868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-clownwise","tag-fiddleshins","tag-graham"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4868"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4873,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4868\/revisions\/4873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}