They’ve just finished a new, non-burning clone of Commander Beard when the ship begins whooping with red alerts.<\/p>\n
“State the nature of this emergency!” snaps Captain Spaceship, hand on his laser.<\/p>\n
“Status quo field’s down, Captain,” crackles Lieutenant Ethnic over the comm.<\/p>\n
“Are you saying things on ship could change?”<\/p>\n
“In some cases,” says the Lieutenant grimly, “they might change and not change back.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Shit!” \u00c2\u00a0Captain Spaceship grips his laser a little too hard and accidentally slices off most of the new Commander. “Whoops! Shit! Get it back online, shit!”<\/p>\n
So they fix it with technology and everything is fine again.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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