“Three counts possession of partially hydrogenated soybean oil,” says the bailiff, “intent to distribute. \u00c2\u00a0One count trafficking in corn syrups. \u00c2\u00a0One count supplying fats to a minor.”<\/p>\n
“Man, that was entrapment, man,” sniffs Roscoe. \u00c2\u00a0He’s still wearing his fry apron, and exotic oil scents waft through the court.<\/p>\n
“Prosecution requests remand, your honor,” says Sienna. “Defendant is a repeat offender who has put the lives of children at risk–”<\/p>\n
“Y’all hypocrites,” snaps Roscoe. \u00c2\u00a0“Like anybody here ain’t going home to light up a frydaddy tonight!”<\/p>\n
Glaring, Sienna clenches a grubby meal toy in her pocket and wills her stomach to silence.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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