{"id":4756,"date":"2010-12-07T07:00:39","date_gmt":"2010-12-07T15:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4756"},"modified":"2010-12-05T08:58:59","modified_gmt":"2010-12-05T16:58:59","slug":"jake-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/12\/07\/jake-23\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At times of deep self-loathing, Jake discovers, Maslow&#8217;s hierarchy is reversed:  sleep evades him, and peanut butter tastes like a dead thing in his mouth.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve failed me for the last time, Maslow!&#8221; Jake shouts.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, Mister Jake!&#8221; cries Maslow, covering his head and scurrying for cover.  &#8220;The Maslow is so sorry!&#8221;  Jake whips him around the house with a willow switch anyway, but it doesn&#8217;t make his food taste any better.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why do you let him treat you that way?&#8221; asks Amy, dabbing Maslow&#8217;s forehead with a cool cloth.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Maslow has needs too,&#8221; says Maslow, shivering with delight.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At times of deep self-loathing, Jake discovers, Maslow&#8217;s hierarchy is reversed: sleep evades him, and peanut butter tastes like a dead thing in his mouth. &#8220;You&#8217;ve failed me for the last time, Maslow!&#8221; Jake shouts. &#8220;No, Mister Jake!&#8221; cries Maslow, covering his head and scurrying for cover. &#8220;The Maslow is so sorry!&#8221; Jake whips him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[380,2786,2589],"class_list":["post-4756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-amy","tag-jake","tag-maslow"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4756"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4757,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4756\/revisions\/4757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}