{"id":4735,"date":"2010-11-29T23:56:12","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T07:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/11\/29\/barry\/"},"modified":"2010-12-02T09:30:49","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T17:30:49","slug":"barry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/11\/29\/barry\/","title":{"rendered":"Barry"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Requested by Sumana, by way of Leonard, by way of Eleanor Abbott. We've met Barry and Lara before.\">\n<p>It&#8217;s not that Barry minds Lara hosting a reunion party for her ex-boyfriends, exactly, nor that he&#8217;s not invited.  It&#8217;s just that her decision to cater it herself is putting a strain on their kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And you&#8217;re literally making them breakfast?&#8221; he says. &#8220;Isn&#8217;t that a little suggestive?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t delay me!&#8221; she says. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got to make four hundred muffins!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Barry divides that by about three muffins per person and comes up with a worried number. But it&#8217;s preferable to an intimate gathering, right? Barry takes another crack at her Evite password (&#8220;Barry?&#8221;) (nope) just to see if they&#8217;re bringing plus-ones.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not that Barry minds Lara hosting a reunion party for her ex-boyfriends, exactly, nor that he&#8217;s not invited. It&#8217;s just that her decision to cater it herself is putting a strain on their kitchen. &#8220;And you&#8217;re literally making them breakfast?&#8221; he says. &#8220;Isn&#8217;t that a little suggestive?&#8221; &#8220;Don&#8217;t delay me!&#8221; she says. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2012,2010],"class_list":["post-4735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-barry","tag-lara"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4735"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4753,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4735\/revisions\/4753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}