“Congratulations! You’re a finalist for our tenth season here on The Decision.” The host grips Winthrop’s shoulder; the audience whoops. “For tonight’s challenge, we’ve brought your bedroom closet to the studio! You need to organize it, AND–” The audience murmurs. “–start your 2011 taxes!”<\/p>\n
“Wow. What’s my alternative?”<\/p>\n
“You can let this professional welder hold an acetylene torch to your face until the count of thirty.”<\/p>\n
The torch ignites with a blue-white hiss. Winthrop winces.<\/p>\n
“Time for your Decision!” says the host. Floor lights swell with tension; the audience and the orchestra hush.<\/p>\n
“Can I count, like, onetwothreeforfivesix?” Winthrop says.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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