“What can you tell us about this panel you’ve assembled?” reads the nice reporter, off his hand.<\/p>\n
“It’s a group of leading incompetists,” Sychko says, “who, I believe, are the only men fit to demolish this fine institution.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, why are they all men?” pipes up somebody clever.<\/p>\n
“Well, we’re an equal-opportunity employer, but we haven’t seen any female candidates with the lack of training and experience we demand.”<\/p>\n
“And did you in fact say that your tenure would ‘end up driving this place into the shitcan?'”<\/p>\n
Sychko laughs. “Please! The toilet will be only the beginning of our journey.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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