{"id":4678,"date":"2010-11-09T07:00:40","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T15:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4678"},"modified":"2010-11-09T10:19:07","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T18:19:07","slug":"mme-bariconder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/11\/09\/mme-bariconder\/","title":{"rendered":"Mme. Bariconder"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Yes, this content is recycled.  And stolen.  From Josh.\">\n<p>Mme. Bariconder always gets a kick out of the first day of class.  So does the rest of the room, mop-tops and pages fluttering as they stare at the unlucky white-faced exemplar.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stop looking so stunned, class, Mr. Cullikin here has just provided a useful demonstration of what happens when one takes the classics lightly,&#8221; she says, rapping the resin countertop with her wand.  &#8220;Someone please look around for the rest of his fingers?  Mr. Cruik will stitch those back on in minutes.  The rest of you, carefully turn to page five in <i>Lingua Explosiva Latina<\/i>, and we&#8217;ll begin.&#8221;<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mme. Bariconder always gets a kick out of the first day of class. So does the rest of the room, mop-tops and pages fluttering as they stare at the unlucky white-faced exemplar. &#8220;Stop looking so stunned, class, Mr. Cullikin here has just provided a useful demonstration of what happens when one takes the classics lightly,&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2558,2559,2560],"class_list":["post-4678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mme-bariconder","tag-mr-cruik","tag-mr-cullikin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4678"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4678"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4681,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4678\/revisions\/4681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}