{"id":4642,"date":"2010-10-26T07:00:30","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T15:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4642"},"modified":"2025-03-14T09:26:07","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T17:26:07","slug":"captain-skirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/10\/26\/captain-skirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Captain Skirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Chesthair Laser is &copy; 2010 Stephen Heintz.\">\n<p>&#8220;I thought you were a daredevil, pilot!&#8221; says Captain Skirt. &#8220;Are you telling me you&#8217;re not crazy enough to enter the coordinates?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nobody&#8217;s that crazy!&#8221; snaps Chesthair Laser. &#8220;Travel through hyperspace ain&#8217;t like dusting crops, your holiness! Without precise calculations we could fly right THROUGH the damn world-ship, or slam into a&#8212;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait wait wait, hang on. Could we do that on purpose if we wanted to?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chesthair Laser opens his sneering mouth for a retort, then closes it, then looks thoughtful.<\/p>\n<p>They stick engines on a bunch of asteroids and just blow up the world-ship without going anywhere near it.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I thought you were a daredevil, pilot!&#8221; says Captain Skirt. &#8220;Are you telling me you&#8217;re not crazy enough to enter the coordinates?&#8221; &#8220;Nobody&#8217;s that crazy!&#8221; snaps Chesthair Laser. &#8220;Travel through hyperspace ain&#8217;t like dusting crops, your holiness! Without precise calculations we could fly right THROUGH the damn world-ship, or slam into a&#8212;&#8221; &#8220;Wait wait wait, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2547,2548],"class_list":["post-4642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-captain-skirt","tag-chesthair-laser"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4642"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4642"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5506,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4642\/revisions\/5506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}