“It’s an unreasonable request.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, it is, but reason doesn’t enter into it at this point.” Alcid looks strained. “You have to fix the race.”<\/p>\n
Proper makes jerky movements with her hands. “They’re dachshunds, Alcid! We can barely get them to point the right direction in the first place!”<\/p>\n
“Then just… dope them or something!” Alcid says. “Like with horses!”<\/p>\n
“Like with horses.”<\/p>\n
“Yes!”<\/p>\n
Proper slips a little Pepto-Bismol into their food dishes, which–as it turns out–is not the same as Alka-Seltzer like she thought. Miss Whiffles wins anyway. She thought she saw a piece of cheese.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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