{"id":4607,"date":"2010-10-07T22:31:45","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T06:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4607"},"modified":"2010-10-07T22:31:45","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T06:31:45","slug":"mowbray","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/10\/07\/mowbray\/","title":{"rendered":"Mowbray"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are six other people currently following Tristan and Mowbray dislikes all of them.  They&#8217;re redundant.  Why do they show up in person?  Mowbray has the most experience, and issues regular updates on tristansgarbage.tumblr.com and twitter.com\/tristracker.  The latter are even geotagged.<\/p>\n<p>Granted, one might interpret the sporadicity of updates to mean that Mowbray is delinquent, but in fact Tristan has merely taken up with a man and is too infatuated to follow his regular jogging route or buy Colgate Total Whitening Plus toothpaste. There&#8217;s little cause to worry, though, Mowbray knows. Tristan will come back to them. One way or another.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are six other people currently following Tristan and Mowbray dislikes all of them. They&#8217;re redundant. Why do they show up in person? Mowbray has the most experience, and issues regular updates on tristansgarbage.tumblr.com and twitter.com\/tristracker. The latter are even geotagged. Granted, one might interpret the sporadicity of updates to mean that Mowbray is delinquent, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2532,2531],"class_list":["post-4607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mowbray","tag-tristan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4607"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4608,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4607\/revisions\/4608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}