“You have no idea how brave he is.” Dawn frowns. “Even after he’s been diagnosed with tapenade, mezzothelioma, hereditary allergy, wandering nipple and irritated vowels.”<\/p>\n
“Hold up,” says Seth.<\/p>\n
“It’s a serious condition, Seth,” says Dawn. Over time the gland migrates potentially anywhere on the body, causing both embarrassment and–”<\/p>\n
“Not what I was saying ‘hold up’ about, but sure,” says Seth. “That’s not real. It is not a real thing.”<\/p>\n
“–to his cornea. Can you imagine?”<\/p>\n
“Apparently we both can,” says Seth.<\/p>\n
“Look Seth just BUY THE STUPID RAFFLE TICKET,” Dawn says.<\/p>\n
He does, and wins something he can’t pronounce.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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