{"id":4589,"date":"2010-09-29T04:00:37","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T12:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/09\/29\/ask-dr-denim\/"},"modified":"2010-09-29T04:00:37","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T12:00:37","slug":"ask-dr-denim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/09\/29\/ask-dr-denim\/","title":{"rendered":"Ask Dr. Denim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>I got my preraw ultraselvedge &#8220;blue&#8221; &#8220;jeans&#8221; a year ago and love them.  As instructed, I wear them daily, never wash, and use a rubber chisel to knock in knee joints each morning.  When can I expect my skin to begin sloughing?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Sounds like you&#8217;re doing great!  Everyone&#8217;s personal denim-fusion timeline is different, but I&#8217;d expect open sores within three months.<\/p>\n<p><b>Master, my faith is greatly tested.  What if I just took a sponge&#8211;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You are impure in my sight, and shall be cast out.<\/p>\n<p><b>Dr. Denim!  NOOO<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Join us next week, when we discuss deflecting small-caliber bullets with your pants.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got my preraw ultraselvedge &#8220;blue&#8221; &#8220;jeans&#8221; a year ago and love them. As instructed, I wear them daily, never wash, and use a rubber chisel to knock in knee joints each morning. When can I expect my skin to begin sloughing? Sounds like you&#8217;re doing great! Everyone&#8217;s personal denim-fusion timeline is different, but I&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2520],"class_list":["post-4589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dr-denim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4589"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}