The saltshaker skips backwards through time five minutes every time he tips it over, probably.<\/p>\n
“How’d you establish that?” says Mahmoud.<\/p>\n
“I wrote ‘5:30’ down on a piece of paper,” says Waylon, “which I remembered to do because I pulled it out at 5:25.”<\/p>\n
“Why not stick your watch in there?”<\/p>\n
“It won’t fit.”<\/p>\n
“Well, remember to put the Powerball numbers in tonight and take them out now!” says Mahmoud.<\/p>\n
“It’s already 6:45, and that only works in Bill & Ted–”<\/p>\n
“Do it!”<\/p>\n
Waylon sighs, but when the duplicate shaker phases into being, he unscrews the top.<\/p>\n
“6:50,” says the paper inside.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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