{"id":4580,"date":"2010-09-23T04:00:22","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T12:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/09\/23\/ives\/"},"modified":"2010-09-23T06:54:00","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T14:54:00","slug":"ives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/09\/23\/ives\/","title":{"rendered":"Ives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They talk up the steaks, at Chopchurch, and with a name like that they have to.  Ives would go just for the atmosphere, though:  candles and stained glass, hostesses costumed at the edge of fetish-nunnery, extra-tall doors to accommodate the manager&#8217;s hat.  When your table&#8217;s ready they ring a solemn bell.  The wine tastes like guilty summers.<\/p>\n<p>Ives drops his card in the collection plate and leans back, achingly sated.  &#8220;Not bad, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His date rearranges salad.  &#8220;Eh.  I associate all this with fasting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The whole point is to subvert your associations!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; says his date, looking around, &#8220;I got that.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They talk up the steaks, at Chopchurch, and with a name like that they have to. Ives would go just for the atmosphere, though: candles and stained glass, hostesses costumed at the edge of fetish-nunnery, extra-tall doors to accommodate the manager&#8217;s hat. When your table&#8217;s ready they ring a solemn bell. The wine tastes like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2516],"class_list":["post-4580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ives"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4580"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4581,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4580\/revisions\/4581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}