{"id":4556,"date":"2010-09-08T05:00:58","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T13:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/09\/08\/mustardseed\/"},"modified":"2010-09-08T05:00:58","modified_gmt":"2010-09-08T13:00:58","slug":"mustardseed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/09\/08\/mustardseed\/","title":{"rendered":"Mustardseed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hilda and Simeon put a piece of cardboard over the first drive-thru window and boink in the back of the Burger King.  The scent of hot oil nearby lends excitement; their vigor pops the change drawer open.  The manager notices, but he&#8217;s currently at the front counter, beatifically pooping his pants.<\/p>\n<p>Out in the restaurant proper, the customers are following one suit or the other, except the lady who&#8217;s called up her mother to explicate twenty years of resentment.<\/p>\n<p>At the counter, Titania puts face to hands.  &#8220;I just wanted a stupid Whopper Junior,&#8221; she groans.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No you didn&#8217;t,&#8221; says Mustardseed.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hilda and Simeon put a piece of cardboard over the first drive-thru window and boink in the back of the Burger King. The scent of hot oil nearby lends excitement; their vigor pops the change drawer open. The manager notices, but he&#8217;s currently at the front counter, beatifically pooping his pants. Out in the restaurant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2501,2503,2500,2502],"class_list":["post-4556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hilda","tag-mustardseed","tag-simeon","tag-titania"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4556"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}