{"id":4550,"date":"2010-09-03T04:00:04","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T12:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/09\/02\/things-you-can-get-at-the-sniffly-oddjob\/"},"modified":"2010-09-02T23:00:20","modified_gmt":"2010-09-03T07:00:20","slug":"things-you-can-get-at-the-sniffly-oddjob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/09\/03\/things-you-can-get-at-the-sniffly-oddjob\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Can Get at the Sniffly Oddjob"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"100% stolen from Annie Wu.\">\n<ul>\n<li>Good brandy<\/li>\n<li>Bad cocktails<\/li>\n<li>Worse headaches<\/li>\n<li>A tooth pulled<\/li>\n<li>The clap<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a place nonlocals go on purpose and if you&#8217;re there you probably took a bad turn. This isn&#8217;t to say it&#8217;s a dive:  the interior&#8217;s brass and mahogany, and nobody gets peanuts on the floor.  But don&#8217;t use the bathroom.  And for heaven&#8217;s sake don&#8217;t ask about food.<\/p>\n<p>Though the true origins of its signage are lost to mercy, a sex act of dubious provenance has since borrowed the name.  You can&#8217;t get a sniffly oddjob in the Sniffly Oddjob.  It&#8217;s too hard to find model airplane glue.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good brandy Bad cocktails Worse headaches A tooth pulled The clap It&#8217;s not a place nonlocals go on purpose and if you&#8217;re there you probably took a bad turn. This isn&#8217;t to say it&#8217;s a dive: the interior&#8217;s brass and mahogany, and nobody gets peanuts on the floor. But don&#8217;t use the bathroom. And for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4551,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550\/revisions\/4551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}