“It’s not the defacement of my property I mind,” says Mackenzie, “it’s that she really has no talent.”<\/p>\n
“She’s three,” says Zenya.<\/p>\n
“She’s a hack,” sighs Mackenzie, surveying the blue-scrawled stucco. A gigantic figure stalks from a rickety charnel house; it grins in rictus, eyes empty holes.<\/p>\n
“You could get her those markers that only color on the special paper.”<\/p>\n
“I’m a critic, not a fucking fascist. I am also cheap.”<\/p>\n
“Then time-out chair and scrubbing sponge must suffice.”<\/p>\n
“Can’t I eviscerate her in print? Just a little?”<\/p>\n
“Sure,” says Zenya, “but the public loves a martyr with tantrums.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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