“I liked it!” says Alex, as they push out the back exit.<\/p>\n
“Everyone liked it, nobody’s saying they didn’t like it,” says Tyler.<\/p>\n
“IT WAS A 112-MINUTE STROBE-LIT CINEMATIC ORGASM,” Daniel announces to the parking lot. Behind them, someone whoops.<\/p>\n
“Are you getting orgasms confused with epilepsy?” says Phillip.<\/p>\n
“Are you not?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“It was really, really a lot of fun,” says Tyler. “Particularly considering that nothing was at stake and the girls didn’t get enough screen time.”<\/p>\n
“I just can’t believe they gave Toe’s part to Michael Cera,” says Dylan.<\/p>\n
“I’m not Michael Cera!” says Toe. “I’m Michael Cera?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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