{"id":4505,"date":"2010-08-11T22:19:18","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T06:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4505"},"modified":"2010-08-11T22:19:18","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T06:19:18","slug":"giant-nut-head-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/08\/11\/giant-nut-head-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Giant Nut Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Oh, Tiffiney and company, you were too kind to me.\">\n<p>&#8220;Who&#8217;s reading next?&#8221; asks Jeremiah, smoking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thank you!&#8221; says Giant Nut Head, standing up in a varsity band jacket two sizes too big.  &#8220;This is a poem I wrote about Highlander.&#8221;  In response, against all credulity, the kids lounged around the steps smatter applause.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve got to stop coming to school hung over,&#8221; winces Destiny.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look at it this way,&#8221; murmurs Jeremiah, &#8220;anyone who sees your eyes will just assume you&#8217;re high.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Destiny pushes sunglasses up her nose.  &#8220;I wish.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You really don&#8217;t,&#8221; says Jeremiah.  &#8220;Poetry Time is best suffered sober.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The TV show, not the movie,&#8221; Giant Nut Head clarifies.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Who&#8217;s reading next?&#8221; asks Jeremiah, smoking. &#8220;Thank you!&#8221; says Giant Nut Head, standing up in a varsity band jacket two sizes too big. &#8220;This is a poem I wrote about Highlander.&#8221; In response, against all credulity, the kids lounged around the steps smatter applause. &#8220;I&#8217;ve got to stop coming to school hung over,&#8221; winces Destiny. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1974,324,1108],"class_list":["post-4505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-destiny","tag-giant-nut-head","tag-jeremiah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4506,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4505\/revisions\/4506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}