{"id":450,"date":"2005-08-10T09:29:42","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T14:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/08\/10\/chili-john-2\/"},"modified":"2009-06-04T22:02:37","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T06:02:37","slug":"chili-john-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/08\/10\/chili-john-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Chili John"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The man Chili John calls Piper doesn&#8217;t have a pipe, but a what are they called?  Panflute.  The chimpfall is fresh.  The whole town has come out to watch.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This better be worth our time,&#8221; grumbles the chief.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221; says Chili John.<\/p>\n<p>Piper&#8217;s dancing a slow, shuffling dance now.  He&#8217;s moving the panflute; it doesn&#8217;t seem to make any sound.  There is something shining just over his left shoulder, though.<\/p>\n<p>Huh.<\/p>\n<p>The crowd leans forward, trying to see.  Piper moves.  The glimmer moves.  The crowd moves.<\/p>\n<p>Chili John, his ears stuffed with rubber plugs, grins to himself.  The chimps grin too.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The man Chili John calls Piper doesn&#8217;t have a pipe, but a what are they called? Panflute. The chimpfall is fresh. The whole town has come out to watch. &#8220;This better be worth our time,&#8221; grumbles the chief. &#8220;What?&#8221; says Chili John. Piper&#8217;s dancing a slow, shuffling dance now. He&#8217;s moving the panflute; it doesn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[734,1114],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chili-john","tag-piper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2400,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions\/2400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}