“But Margaret Thatcher isn’t dead,” says Statler.<\/p>\n
“I know,” says Waldorf, “I said the late<\/i> Margaret Thatcher.”<\/p>\n
Statler blinks. “That’s… what that means.”<\/p>\n
“No it doesn’t! It’s like… somebody you speak of with respect. You know, somebody who’s been around for a while, so they’ve earned it, later in life.” He smiles. “The late Jim Henson. The late Coretta Scott King.”<\/p>\n
“Both dead,” says Statler gently.<\/p>\n
Waldorf grabs the laptop and googles fiercely. “Here!” he says. “The late James Brown!”<\/p>\n
“Last December, right before Gerald Ford–”<\/p>\n
“Don’t you dare finish that sentence,” hisses Waldorf. “I will make you late as hell<\/i>.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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