{"id":4497,"date":"2010-08-09T21:25:42","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T05:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4497"},"modified":"2010-08-10T10:25:42","modified_gmt":"2010-08-10T18:25:42","slug":"the-common-sage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/08\/09\/the-common-sage\/","title":{"rendered":"The Common Sage"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"If you get the central joke of this story, then o my friend, you and I have wasted our lives together.\">\n<p>Solitary, often found wandering subterranean halls far from its natural habitat.  Highly intelligent, the sage speaks a variety of languages, including Common, Draconic, Low Deeptongue, High Lowtongue, Hatespeech, and Alvish.<\/p>\n<p>The sage is not naturally aggressive, though it will defend itself with its spell-like abilities when provoked.  It prefers to meander and observe, covering long scrolls in &#8220;ecology&#8221; tracts describing other monsters.  It will then exchange these via a crude barter system for copper pieces from a Greater Editor.<\/p>\n<p><b>Mating habits:<\/b>  none.<\/p>\n<p><b>Item creation:<\/b>  Properly pulverized, the brain of the common sage is the basis for a <i>potion of beards<\/i>.<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Solitary, often found wandering subterranean halls far from its natural habitat. Highly intelligent, the sage speaks a variety of languages, including Common, Draconic, Low Deeptongue, High Lowtongue, Hatespeech, and Alvish. The sage is not naturally aggressive, though it will defend itself with its spell-like abilities when provoked. It prefers to meander and observe, covering long [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4497"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4497"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4501,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4497\/revisions\/4501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}