{"id":4483,"date":"2010-08-02T21:26:47","date_gmt":"2010-08-03T05:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4483"},"modified":"2010-08-02T21:26:47","modified_gmt":"2010-08-03T05:26:47","slug":"jake-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/08\/02\/jake-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Thanks for coming,” says Jake.<\/p>\n

“What?” says Amy. “I live here.”<\/p>\n

“I’d like to begin by addressing certain rumors about the motorcycle.”<\/p>\n

“What did you do to my bike?” says Amy sharply.<\/p>\n

“Has a modest amount of chocolate milkshake been introduced into its tailpipe?” says Jake. “We can neither confirm nor deny.”<\/p>\n

“Sometimes it is very hard to remember that I like you,” says Amy, facepalmed.<\/p>\n

“There is a distinct odor of burnt marshmallows! No one is arguing otherwise.”<\/p>\n

“I’ll get the hose,” Amy sighs.<\/p>\n

“By the way,” Jake says, “turns out I was two days late to the milkshake party.”<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Thanks for coming,” says Jake. “What?” says Amy. “I live here.” “I’d like to begin by addressing certain rumors about the motorcycle.” “What did you do to my bike?” says Amy sharply. “Has a modest amount of chocolate milkshake been introduced into its tailpipe?” says Jake. “We can neither confirm nor deny.” “Sometimes it is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[380,2786],"class_list":["post-4483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-amy","tag-jake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4483"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4483"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4484,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4483\/revisions\/4484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}