“Excuse me,” says Maddy with precise enunciation, “it’s very important that you give me a Screaming Orgasm now please.”<\/p>\n
“Um, remind me how you make that?”<\/p>\n
“Sure! Put some ice in a blender. Then take me out to your car and–”<\/p>\n
“NOT that kind of bar, Maddy,” says Landrey, yanking.<\/p>\n
“No?”<\/p>\n
“No.”<\/p>\n
“Then why,” says Maddy cunningly, “do they have hot bartenders?”<\/p>\n
Lights dim; the audience mobilizes. “Please excuse my friend,” sighs Landrey.<\/p>\n
“How much did she manage to drink in one intermission?” says the concerned, hot bartender.<\/p>\n
“None.”<\/p>\n
“INTOXICATED WITH THE POETRY OF MARLOWE,” declares Maddy, digging for her flask.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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