{"id":4417,"date":"2010-07-14T07:00:47","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T15:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4417"},"modified":"2010-07-14T07:57:18","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T15:57:18","slug":"rupert-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/07\/14\/rupert-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Rupert"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote style=\"font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-image: none;\"><p><b>Clambake (1967):<\/b> Elvis Presley as an oil heir who becomes a water-ski instructor.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;That cannot be a real movie,&#8221; says Rupert.  &#8220;That&#8217;s a collection of random words!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This from you?&#8221; says Nikki. &#8220;The professional diver\/nightclub singer who schemes to find pirate gold?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All of that makes perfect sense in context,&#8221; says Rupert.  &#8220;Um, doesn&#8217;t it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nikki shakes her head.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh no,&#8221; says Rupert, in dawning horror.  &#8220;No!&#8221;  A guitar falls into his hands; attractive girls in retro bikinis wheel palm trees onto the set.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221; sobs Rupert, hips already jerking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The King is dead,&#8221; coos Nikki.  &#8220;Long live the King.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clambake (1967): Elvis Presley as an oil heir who becomes a water-ski instructor. &#8220;That cannot be a real movie,&#8221; says Rupert. &#8220;That&#8217;s a collection of random words!&#8221; &#8220;This from you?&#8221; says Nikki. &#8220;The professional diver\/nightclub singer who schemes to find pirate gold?&#8221; &#8220;All of that makes perfect sense in context,&#8221; says Rupert. &#8220;Um, doesn&#8217;t it?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1167,1165],"class_list":["post-4417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-nikki","tag-rupert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4417"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4417"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4421,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4417\/revisions\/4421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}