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“Are you blind!” shouts Pat. “That was a stop sign!”<\/p>\n

Cuthbert nods. “Mustard! My shorts are off.”<\/p>\n

“What he means is he’s a polysemist,” sighs Paula. Paula is wearing two seatbelts. “Sorry, he was the only ride I could get.”<\/p>\n

“So what, he’s from Utah?” Pat squints at her. “I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.”<\/p>\n

“Mormons aren’t polygamists or<\/i>–” Paula hesitates. “Actually, you could make that argument.”<\/p>\n

“Oh,” says Pat, “semi.”<\/p>\n

“Yes! Polysemy! You’re getting it.”<\/p>\n

“No,” says Pat, “there,” and points to the truck in their lane.<\/p>\n

“Comma dash dash comma dash,” argues Cuthbert, signals left, and pulls onto the sidewalk.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Are you blind!” shouts Pat. “That was a stop sign!” Cuthbert nods. “Mustard! My shorts are off.” “What he means is he’s a polysemist,” sighs Paula. Paula is wearing two seatbelts. “Sorry, he was the only ride I could get.” “So what, he’s from Utah?” Pat squints at her. “I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.” “Mormons […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1131,1133,1132],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cuthbert","tag-pat","tag-paula"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2415,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions\/2415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}