{"id":4384,"date":"2010-07-05T21:11:11","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T05:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/07\/05\/terence-2\/"},"modified":"2010-07-05T21:41:55","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T05:41:55","slug":"terence-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/07\/05\/terence-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Terence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Nostalgia Network has drifted from its core mission, abandoning the glorious future of segmented markets for another mishmash of reality reunions and made-for-irony monsters of the week.<\/p>\n<p>Which, to be fair, is sort of what people get nostalgic for these days.<\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s monster is a CGI capybara, currently represented by a yellow ball on a stick. Terence looked up capybaras on his phone and he&#8217;s not buying it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I actually sort of miss when they showed reruns,&#8221; he says to Annabeth, awaiting craft services.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course you do,&#8221; she sighs. &#8220;Hindsight&#8217;s 20\/20, but nostalgia&#8217;s got blinders on.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Nostalgia Network has drifted from its core mission, abandoning the glorious future of segmented markets for another mishmash of reality reunions and made-for-irony monsters of the week. Which, to be fair, is sort of what people get nostalgic for these days. This week&#8217;s monster is a CGI capybara, currently represented by a yellow ball [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[692,694],"class_list":["post-4384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-annabeth","tag-terence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4384"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4386,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384\/revisions\/4386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}