{"id":4382,"date":"2010-07-01T21:30:21","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T05:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/07\/01\/repent-harlequin-says-the-ticktockman\/"},"modified":"2010-07-01T21:30:21","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T05:30:21","slug":"repent-harlequin-says-the-ticktockman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/07\/01\/repent-harlequin-says-the-ticktockman\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Repent, Harlequin!&#8221; Says the Ticktockman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m supposed to be repenting,&#8221; says Harlequin.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aren&#8217;t you one of those sexy people?&#8221; says the Ticktockman.  &#8220;On the fronts of romance novels?  And I&#8217;m some kind of repressive figure&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think that&#8217;s a harlot, not a harlequin,&#8221; frowns Harlequin.<\/p>\n<p>The Ticktockman has a face like a clock with gears behind it, probably.  &#8220;Well,&#8221; he says, &#8220;now I want you to repent for doubting my vocabulary.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay.  Sorry?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Ticktockman punches a card with his mouth, like clocks did in 1960 or whenever.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This story is dumb,&#8221; says Harlequin.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You haven&#8217;t even read it!&#8221; says the Ticktockman.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m supposed to be repenting,&#8221; says Harlequin. &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you one of those sexy people?&#8221; says the Ticktockman. &#8220;On the fronts of romance novels? And I&#8217;m some kind of repressive figure&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;I think that&#8217;s a harlot, not a harlequin,&#8221; frowns Harlequin. The Ticktockman has a face like a clock with gears behind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2450,2451],"class_list":["post-4382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-harlequin","tag-the-ticktockman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}