“Want to take a break after this wave!” Longshanks roars as he hooks a scaling ladder off the rampart.<\/p>\n
“What time is it!” Pellegrin jerks his face away from a hot spray of goblin blood.<\/p>\n
“Almost end of shift!”<\/p>\n
“Sure!”<\/p>\n
The water cooler is next to the pitch cauldrons. Longshanks always thought that was dumb.<\/p>\n
“We need a better siege process,” he sighs. “Our quartermaster’s not ISO-certified. What if we get audited?”<\/p>\n
Pellegrin snorts. “They can’t sieze our assets if we eat them all.”<\/p>\n
“Exactly!” says Longshanks. “No starvation plan! Are we supposed to eat the children first, or what?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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