{"id":4311,"date":"2010-06-17T07:00:53","date_gmt":"2010-06-17T15:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4311"},"modified":"2010-06-14T23:19:50","modified_gmt":"2010-06-15T07:19:50","slug":"leonhard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/06\/17\/leonhard\/","title":{"rendered":"Leonhard"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"This story started out as a way of getting you to google giant isopods (ha HA) but now honestly I just want you to read the Wikipedia article on 'Rollerblade.'\">\n<p>As revenge for his getting her to google giant isopods, Evelyn hides all Leonhard&#8217;s shoes except the Rollerblade&#174; brand roller skates with hot pink laces, which is how he ends up skating down (most of) six flights of stairs and forfeiting two teeth to the marble floor of the bank where he still works (probably?).<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You did this why exactly?&#8221; asks the dental hygienist, in oral surgery prep.<\/p>\n<p>Leonhard attempts to convey, via gurgle and hand gesture, that he would make greater sacrifices for far more trivial reasons if Evelyn asked it of him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; says the dental hygienist, &#8220;okay.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As revenge for his getting her to google giant isopods, Evelyn hides all Leonhard&#8217;s shoes except the Rollerblade&#174; brand roller skates with hot pink laces, which is how he ends up skating down (most of) six flights of stairs and forfeiting two teeth to the marble floor of the bank where he still works (probably?). [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2436,2435],"class_list":["post-4311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-evelyn","tag-leonhard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4311"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4316,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311\/revisions\/4316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}