{"id":429,"date":"2005-09-08T06:42:37","date_gmt":"2005-09-08T11:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/09\/08\/ana\/"},"modified":"2009-06-08T18:12:35","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T02:12:35","slug":"ana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/09\/08\/ana\/","title":{"rendered":"Ana"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
\nNutrition Facts<\/span>
\nServing Size 6 pretzels (88g)
\nServings Per Your Ass 1<\/p>\n
\nAmount Per Serving<\/span><\/p>\n
\n\n\n
Calories<\/b> +190<\/td>\nCalories for Fatty<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n
\n\n\n\n\n
\n%Daily Value*<\/span>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Totally Fat<\/span>\t<\/td>\nAna<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
\nSaturated Fat<\/td>\nYou’re Weak<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cholesterol<\/span><\/td>\nMy God<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sodium<\/span><\/td>\nDo You<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Know They<\/span> Laugh<\/td>\nWhen<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n\n\n\n\n
You Walk<\/td>\nDown<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
The<\/td>\nHall?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
They Hide<\/span> Their<\/td>\nMouths<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n
\n\n\n\n
Behind Their<\/td>\nHands, Ana<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
They Puff<\/td>\nTheir Cheeks<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n
*You didn’t even do your crunches today and you’re
\nthinking about pretzels? That’s pathetic:<\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
 <\/td>\nYesterday<\/td>\nToday<\/td>\nTomorrow<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
In<\/td>\n+440<\/td>\n+500<\/td>\n+1000?!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Out<\/td>\n-300<\/td>\n-100<\/td>\nLess\t<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Crunches<\/td>\n-220<\/td>\n-0<\/td>\nKeep<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
This Up And<\/td>\nYou’ll<\/td>\nHave<\/td>\nTo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Get<\/td>\nOut<\/td>\nThe<\/td>\nBag<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n
Remember, fat girl:
\nThinspiration! Thinspiration! Thinspiration!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nutrition Facts Serving Size 6 pretzels (88g) Servings Per Your Ass 1 Amount Per Serving Calories +190 Calories for Fatty %Daily Value* Totally Fat Ana Saturated Fat You’re Weak Cholesterol My God Sodium Do You Know They Laugh When You Walk Down The Hall? They Hide Their Mouths Behind Their Hands, Ana They Puff Their […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1151],"class_list":["post-429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ana"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2433,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions\/2433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}