{"id":4249,"date":"2010-05-24T07:00:07","date_gmt":"2010-05-24T15:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4249"},"modified":"2010-05-20T15:43:25","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T23:43:25","slug":"murdock-vermilion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/05\/24\/murdock-vermilion\/","title":{"rendered":"Murdock Vermilion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Murdock Vermilion exits adolescence better suited by name to be a wizard&#8217;s apprentice than to parking lot attendantship, or indeed any name-tagged position.  She refrains from cursing her parents for this only because they are already cursed to a sufficient degree.<\/p>\n<p>Yet more problematic for Murdock is the punishing lack of depth perception afforded via refusal to wear broken glasses.  Parking by feel turns out to be rather a faux pas.  Thus, one brisk midnight in November, she finds herself in disemploy and a black mood.<\/p>\n<p>Note that Murdock Vermilion does not become a wizard&#8217;s apprentice.<\/p>\n<p>Wizards are not real.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Murdock Vermilion exits adolescence better suited by name to be a wizard&#8217;s apprentice than to parking lot attendantship, or indeed any name-tagged position. She refrains from cursing her parents for this only because they are already cursed to a sufficient degree. Yet more problematic for Murdock is the punishing lack of depth perception afforded via [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1849],"class_list":["post-4249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-murdock-vermilion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4249"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4249"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4257,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4249\/revisions\/4257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}