Will Ferrell might be here to kill you.<\/p>\n
“The alternative,” he’ll explain, “is that you do something funny.”<\/p>\n
Cast about; don’t make this complicated. Grab the first thing on the table of your mind. Don’t let yourself speculate, don’t picture yourself as a king’s fool forced to–<\/p>\n
Will Ferrell should apply electricity to your genitals. Scream.<\/p>\n
“Humor is pain wedded to aesthetic distance,” he’ll say, over you. “Distance is trivially achieved, but what of suffering?”<\/p>\n
Sob the joke about Kermit’s finger. You know the one.<\/p>\n
“You’re doing it wrong,” Will Ferrell will sigh, and enforce on your body an artist’s discipline.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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