{"id":4222,"date":"2010-05-13T07:00:11","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T15:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=4222"},"modified":"2010-05-13T13:41:41","modified_gmt":"2010-05-13T21:41:41","slug":"kaijuville-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2010\/05\/13\/kaijuville-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaijuville"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"I know this is two Kaijuville stories pretty close together, but in my defense, I am a hack.\">\n<p>&#8220;<b>In a hurry, citizen?<\/b>&#8221; booms Murdron, towering above Margaret&#8217;s Chrysler.  Its deputy badge is a gold dot welded to titanium armor; its clipboard is a flatbed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, yes,&#8221; says Margaret.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>What was so urgent as to make you exceed the posted limit?<\/b>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The kaiju battle,&#8221; says Margaret, &#8220;mostly,&#8221; as Vulfhor subjects Welbaru to a radioactive eyeblast.  Welbaru shrieks.  Margaret&#8217;s hair falls out.<\/p>\n<p>Murdron shakes its head.  &#8220;<b>You put yourself and others in grave danger!<\/b>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With all due respect&#8211;&#8221; Margaret begins, before Welbaru flattens her car.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>Truly, a tragedy no one could have foreseen,<\/b>&#8221; is the box Murdron checks on the paperwork.<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;In a hurry, citizen?&#8221; booms Murdron, towering above Margaret&#8217;s Chrysler. Its deputy badge is a gold dot welded to titanium armor; its clipboard is a flatbed. &#8220;Well, yes,&#8221; says Margaret. &#8220;What was so urgent as to make you exceed the posted limit?&#8221; &#8220;The kaiju battle,&#8221; says Margaret, &#8220;mostly,&#8221; as Vulfhor subjects Welbaru to a radioactive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1929],"tags":[2407,59,57,2408],"class_list":["post-4222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaijuville","tag-margaret","tag-murdron","tag-vulfhor","tag-welbaru"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4222"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4222"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4229,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4222\/revisions\/4229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}