On Tuesday they turn off Wall Street. The end! Badass traders like Jethro have to get Main Street jobs instead.<\/p>\n
“Twenty bucks says I’m the fastest stockboy here,” smirks Jethro.<\/p>\n
His new coworkers laugh, then stock. Jethro checks his Blackberry.<\/p>\n
“Pay up!”<\/p>\n
“One sec,” says Jethro, “I bet Enoch ten grand I’d lose that bet.”<\/p>\n
“What?”<\/p>\n
“Just expressing my view of the market.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t have any money,” shrugs Enoch.<\/p>\n
“Whoops, that bet was too big!” Jethro tells their boss. “Front me eight Gs?”<\/p>\n
The boss fires him via mouth-punch.<\/p>\n
“Why did you do that?” cries Jethro. “That was mean!”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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