“I think he’s either the figurative judgment of a vengeful Gaia for our abuse of the planet,” says Kelvin, “or the figurative judgment of a vengeful God for not abusing the planet enough.”<\/p>\n
“I think he just hates buildings,” says Lindy.<\/p>\n
“Maybe that’s it!” says Kelvin. “He’s angry about undocumented construction crews. So if we can just deport enough of them–”<\/p>\n
Lindy’s leery. “You think that’s the place to attack this problem?”<\/p>\n
“No construction, no buildings.” Kelvin is drafting the new city plan with vim. “No buildings, no kaiju! Solved!”<\/p>\n
Later on it turns out Garmegula also likes destroying makeshift huts.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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