“You fuck your mother with that mouth?”<\/p>\n
“No, I fuck yours! With your own!”<\/p>\n
“What? My own what?”<\/p>\n
Felten hesitates. “Your–your own mother.”<\/p>\n
“That can’t be right,” says Donna. “Let me get some paper.”<\/p>\n
DING<\/p>\n
“You fuck your mother with that mouth?”<\/p>\n
“Yes!”<\/p>\n
DING<\/p>\n
“You fuck your mother with that mouth?”<\/p>\n
“She’s dead, you prick!”<\/p>\n
“Oh jeez.” Donna flushes. “I didn’t mean that.”<\/p>\n
“You didn’t know,” mutters Felten.<\/p>\n
Pause.<\/p>\n
“You’re not really a prick,” says Felten.<\/p>\n
“Well, not anatomically.”<\/p>\n
DING<\/p>\n
“You fuck your mother with that mouth?”<\/p>\n
“That’s good,” says Felten. “Can I use that?”<\/p>\n
“It’s trademarked,” Donna says shortly.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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