“But I don’t want to,” says Brody, eyelids sagging. “Not until we’re actually married.”<\/p>\n
“Being engaged totally counts,” says Leta eagerly.<\/p>\n
“Mm mmm.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, think about this. Every time you turn me down, you’re making<\/i> more unmarried sex happen.”<\/p>\n
“Mm mmm.”<\/p>\n
“It’s math! There are, like, a million sinful couples having sex every minute. More at night. And if we don’t have some of that sex, we’re forcing them to do it instead!” Leta bounces onto the bed. “Quantum statistics! Butterfly hurricanes!”<\/p>\n
“I can smell that logic,” mumbles Brody, “and I’m not even awake.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think good horny!” snaps Leta.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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